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Drew Magary's application for Chopped

For all of you Chopped fans-and for those that have yet to discover the culinary genius that is Food Network reality television- this is beyond hysterical.

Why do you like to cook? Who do you cook for and how often?
I like to cook because I like eating WHILE I cook. Also, cooking is an easy way for me to avoid dealing with the kids and still look like I contributed something to the household. I cook for my family every day: risotto, braised chicken, chimichurri sauces, everything. My kids won’t eat any of it because they lack refined palates and are ungrateful little bastards. But my wife is down with it.


  1. littlemisshappyhour reblogged this from lizlemon and added:
    I LOVE Drew Magary.
  2. jordansays reblogged this from lizlemon
  3. lizlemon reblogged this from fullcredit and added:
    I laughed multiple times, so this gets a reblog.
  4. maryanne reblogged this from myluckyscrunchie
  5. myluckyscrunchie reblogged this from fullcredit and added:
    Read his whole application. It’s real funny.
  6. heresthesweetlife reblogged this from champagnetoasts
  7. bretgs reblogged this from fullcredit and added:
    Totally worth reading the whole application.
  8. agirlaguyandababy said: I love it! Great Monday laugh :)