[wrestling with a box as tall as I am; doing my very best to wrap it in an acceptable manner]
[bounding down the stairs] Babe! Who got that touchdown? Someone scored!
[in the dining room] I don't know hun. As you can see I'm in the DINING room and I'm not watching the game.
so, you don't know who scored? This is playoff week for our fantasy football teams you know. ((I have now heard this 32 times))
[blank stare, shaking my head, & still wrestling with aforementioned box] Oy, vey.