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Me:
[wrestling with a box as tall as I am; doing my very best to wrap it in an acceptable manner]

Blake:
[bounding down the stairs] Babe! Who got that touchdown? Someone scored!

Me:
[in the dining room] I don't know hun. As you can see I'm in the DINING room and I'm not watching the game.

Blake:
so, you don't know who scored? This is playoff week for our fantasy football teams you know. ((I have now heard this 32 times))

Me:
[blank stare, shaking my head, & still wrestling with aforementioned box] Oy, vey.