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cookies for breakfast

Blake:
Where did we get Girl Scout Cookies?


(fyi they have been in our pantry for about a week)

Me:
The Girl Scouts brought them to me at a meeting.

B:
But why didn't they give you any Thin Mints?

Me:
I just took what they offered me. Plus Samoas are my favorites.

B:
Leftovers. The Thin Mints must be all gone. Samoas are nasty. Coconut is not good for you. (sarcasm)

lasagna chatter


[as I was assembling our lasagna last night]

Blake:
What would we do if we didn't enjoy cooking?

Me:
(looks up with blank stare) Eat out I guess.

Blake:
No- literally. If we didn't enjoy wine and cooking, we wouldn't have anything else to do in our spare time.

Me:
You could always take up knitting.

Blake (confused head tilt):
I think I need a new hobby.


(while watching #TheBachelor this evening)

Blake:
(mumbling something under his breath)

Me:
what was that?

Blake:
(reading the Twitter feed from the screen) "AshLee is so in love with pound the bachelor."

Me:
Pound the bachelor, hunh? That's a hashtag hun. For twitter.

Blake:
That's what it says! Or is it number sign the bachelor?